Quotes That I Lurve.........

Reading quotes is a good way for me to relax but at the same time, be motivated. I guess cos they are like riddles dat can easily grab anyone's attention and make he/she ponder.

Some inspirational and funny quotes that I lurve are:

1. Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die today. - James Dean

2. Here is a test to find whether your mission on earth is finished: If you're alive it isn't. - Richard Bach

3. Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you just sit there. - Will Rogers

4. If you're not living life on the edge, you're taking up too much space. - GoodQuotes.com

5. Fat people are brilliant in bed. If I'm sitting on top of you, who's going to argue? - Jo Brand

6. Write it on your heart that every day is the best day of the year. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

7. Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected! - CoolFunnyQuotes.com

8. Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the 'Y' becomes silent. - Funny Firm Quotes

9. I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. - Funny Firm Quotes

10. Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed. - Albert Einstein

11. A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on. - Sir Winston Churchill

12. Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away. - Antoine de Saint Exupery

13. Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance. - Will Durant

14. Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same. - Oscar Wilde

15. A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted. - Helen Rowland

16. He who knows that enough is enough will always have enough. - Lao Tsu

17. Experience is that marvellous thing that enables you recognise a mistake when you make it again. - F. P. Jones

18. Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't. - Erica Jong

19. A conclusion is simply the place where someone got tired of thinking. - Arthur Block

20. Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. - Lily Tomlin

Not sure abt you, but I always catch myself smiling after reading them. Well, maybe I should stop here for today. Hehe. Cos I know I can just go on and on and on with my favourite quotes till the wee hours.